turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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