I'm eating all of the evidence.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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