I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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