Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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