He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Dignity is for republicans.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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