Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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