I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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