I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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