let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Dignity is for republicans.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
