what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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