In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I just gift wrapped bread.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
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