Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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