why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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