Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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