i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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