I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize