I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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