uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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