i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
