happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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