IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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