Joe is yelling at the trees again.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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