i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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