no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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