Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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