People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
