My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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