There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Damn victory sex feels great
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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