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Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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