So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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