But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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