He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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