So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Randomize
