Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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