So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
he shaved USA in his pubs
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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