what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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