...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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