doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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