As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
We're too hungover to prance.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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