Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I need to wash the frat house off of me
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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