I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
