Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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