I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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