how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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