Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
