I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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