Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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