This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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