im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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