If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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