The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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