I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Randomize
