margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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